Hahahaha,

Who is the "us" that Allah is fantasizing about?

loads of rambling and not answering this simple question.

First you lied that Allah was saying He would CREATE something and the idea of wife and children is nowhere to be found in the original other than ancient Arabic belief. Now I have confronted with you Ibn Abbas, your prophet's cousin and anointed scholar of the Quran, you are now shifting base to say it could also mean he could label a woman of paradise as such, I thought it had nothing to do with women and children? It was just sport or fun?

Now see what you said, your Allah is classing the women in paradise as us? Allah and the women are the royal us?

Who exactly is this us that already exists and is potentially fit to be Allah's wife if he wanted it?

Second you say "us" means "me", so Allah would marry himself if he wanted?

Either interpretation you choose leads you into trouble. The first one equates the women in paradise to Allah since he calls them "us". The second is against the wording of the text because he says he would take it from us, so to take from us cannot mean to take from me, unless Allah is going to marry himself thus meaning he would have a marriage relationship with himself and produce a son from within this union..

Don't even go to the fabricated Bible line of argument because your book and your prophet do nothing but affirm our book...but let "US" have fun (or PASTIME) with the royal us first, then we can have fun with this other argument.

Again, who is the us?

And word to the wise, using Caps does not make your point any more forceful..