My friend, stop using Kettle logic. A may explain fact 1, Z might kind of explain fact 2, K might explain fact 3 but A, Z and K have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Very interesting you are not engaging on the claim of number of witnesses anymore after I gave you at least 100 more.

So for the last time, one coherent explanation that accounts for all the facts simultaneously, which if you recall was my original question even in the very link you sent me. What is a better explanation for all those facts CUMULATIVELY?

You know what? I am feeling generous, I will accept a story. What is your story that explains all those facts more plausibly than Jesus did in fact rise from the dead?